The billion dollar Fiero: $1,000,004,000

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09/03/2013 at 09:42 • Filed to: npcp

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comes with a van.


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Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 09:44

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Surprise: Van is filled to the brim with high quality cocaine.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 09:49

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Must be the chicken on the hood.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 09:49

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See, this is why the national debt is so high.


Kinja'd!!! GasolineLollipop > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 09:50

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Need a craigslist "do you even proofread?" meme.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 09:56

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Also nearby, the even rarer Fiero with some intrinsic value. It's got indy decals

Make offer, it says. Guess it's about a trillion.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > webmonkees
09/03/2013 at 10:00

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How much for the wheelbarrow?


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > McMike
09/03/2013 at 10:04

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The wheelbarrow is not for sale. That's our moneymaker. The tires, I can let loose for about ten grand apiece. One's gonna need patching.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Jagvar
09/03/2013 at 10:27

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Solution to debt: Tax all Fiero sales on craigslist by 10%.

I'm kidding. But FYI, it's not the amount of debt that matters, its how fast it grows compared to a number of other national growth rates. Think of it like a credit card, how much you spend doesn't matter, it's just how fast you can replenish your account and whether or not you buy something that will make you more money.

It's still bad, but just not as bad as the numbers make it out to be.